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HALL PASS: No way was that sorry lookin' lot worth a titty bang.

FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS: Come on Mila.  Take it off.  Don't be scared.  I need naked!

DINNER FOR SCHMUCKS: I also 

'I'll hit you later'
John Provo
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127 HOURS: Fucked!  Completely fucked!  Hanks, you had it made in the mother fuckin' shade.

VAMPIRES SUCK: You can say that again.

SMOKIN ACES '07: Listen, I don't mind makin' molds, as long as it's hard.  Ya know what I mean?

'I'll hit you later'
John Provo
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THE SUNSET LIMITED: Sam was lookin' to tie Pryor's record, but Jones cut him off.

DIARY OF A WIMPY KID: It is a great spot.  I got laid there.  One more thing, One strap or two, they are major uncool.

SEX AND THE SINGLE GIRL: Gretchen (Fran Jeffries) stole the shots.  It's over?  I don't think so.   

'I'll hit you later'
John Provo
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THE PLAYHOUSE: Thank God I wasn't around to let Buster give me a shave.

THE SCARECROW (1920):
THE ELECTRIC HOUSE (1922):
THE BALLOONATIC (1923): Buster Keaton rocked!  They had nothing!  And he got it off.  And he did his own stunts.

'I'll hit you later'
John Provo
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EVERYTHING MUST GO: I would have changed the locks first, then hit the bank.  She never would have had a chance.

MACHETE: I wanted Jessica in full frontal nudity.  FUUUUUUUCK!  Oh well, I'll take what I can get.

OUR FAMILY WEDDING: I tend bar too, but that MIXOLOGIST kicks my ass.

'I'll hit you later'
John Provo
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UNSTOPPABLE: I would have hit that target.

LIMITLESS: 4 days to get it off?  I'd take it too, but I don't know about the blood.  I was surprised to see CHARLIE GLIDE practicing law.

AN ACT OF VIOLENCE (1953): VAN HEFLIN You could release it tomorrow and it would stand tall.

'I'll hit you later'
John Provo
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THE LINCOLN LAWYER: That cocktail napkin was dirty and Mom cleaned up the mess.  Almost.

WALL STREET, MONEY NEVER SLEEPS: The embryo is ready to play the game.

ENTOURAGE - SEASON 8: Looooyd!  It's over?  Life without Ari?  Looooyd!
Ari - What the fuck is this?
Loyd - Your finger.
Ari - It's dust Loyd, it's fuckin' dust.  Why is it here?

'I'll hit you later'
John Provo
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THE HANGOVER 2: I'd be crying too, and not because the monkey got shot.

CAPONE (1975): Ben Gazzara nailed that role like nobody's business!  Let's not forget Sly Stallone.

DUCK SOUP: The Marx Brothers.  Always take a shower.  NO BATHS!

'I'll hit you later'
John Provo
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LOTTERY TICKET: Project those jewels and respect your elders.

PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN: I waited for Penelope to reveal her chalices, but no such luck.  Crack the glass!  Get 'em out!

TRUE GRIT: Great! Great Shots, great lighting, great looking all around.  Even the cornbread looked good.  An absolute masterpiece by Bridges.  Could be his best acting ever!!

'I'll hit you later'
John Provo
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GET LOW: Life and death are in complete disarray.  Duvall and Murray rule the 'COACH'

12 ANGRY MEN (1957): I went old school.  Compelling!  Pay attention four eyes.

SUPER: Well, our outlaws are serious trouble.  These vigilantes are frightening me.  Hey Liv, nice plug for your father.

'I'll hit you later'
John Provo
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